when life gives you lemons.. squish out all the lemon juice and put it in a spray bottle and spray it into the eyes of people you hate
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- me: i'll be on top
- bed:
- me: shh don't speak
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
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